“Are You There Dave”

The LHC was turned on today and since I am writing this post I was not sucked into a Black Hole. But they only turned it on today and did not collide two particles in an attempt to find the “God Particle” this will not be done until some time in December. So I guess reality as we know it was spared at least three more months. I hope they wait till after Christmas for colliding two particles. I would really hate not to be able to open my Christmas presents before the Earth is sucked into a black hole. I wonder if Fox News will try and turn this into an act of terrorism in “The War on Christmas”